So, here we are. Today is the day this blog is born. And today is the day I begin writing in English.
Mind you, it's not my mother language. Nor my father, for that matter... I just want to expand the vast circle of fans that I currently have beyond the limit of the tongue.
Before you ask, no, I am not really such an asshole. I am trying to be sarcastic, sometimes ironic, perhaps even funny. And yes, you might occasionally see some curse words here and there. If you mind, gtfo. If not, we are gonna have a good time!
I am trying my best to follow the rules of grammar, syntax and whatnot, but I might as well slip up sometimes, so don't be too harsh on me. I'll get the hang of it. And yes, I do know whatnot has no rules. I am still trying to follow them, however.
You might find lots of meme references in here. You might find funny stuff, serious stuff, scientific stuff... we got all the stuffing you want! It all depends on the mood. And the weather. And the stars. Ultimately, it all depends on the stars. Even mood. And weather as well. Oh just shut up already...
Anyway, this is it. I can't tell you when the next post is gonna be up. It's not like I have a unicorn, and I feed it Skittles, and a fixed day of the week it just shits all over a sheet of paper forming a coherent text segment which I then proceed to write into this blog. No unicorns involved, sorry. Not even a mermaid. Not even the font I use is Arial (9gag visitors will get the pun). It's Verdana. Use it, it's a good font.
So, see you around. Or whatever...
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